Laut Ke Buddhu Ghar Ko Aaye (The fools return homewards)

Laut Ke Buddhu Ghar Ko Aaye

Chuttiyaan chal rahi thi
Jab mere bhai aur maine ye thaan liya
Ghar chhod kar bhagna padega hume
‘Hame yahan koi nahi samajhta’ ye humne maan liya

Subah subah utha kar kahte hai Ratlo 18 ke tables
Padhlo Science ki saare kitaabe Aur Aesop ke saare fables

Aap batao,
kya Sherlock Holmes ke kandho
Par tha homework ka boj?
Kya Shaktimaan yaad karta tha
har country ke capital roz?
Kya Lincoln ko pata tha
meetha hota hai sabr ka phal?
Kya Colombus jaanta tha
difference between present and past participle?

In sawalo ke jawab jab koi na de paaya
Tab hamare dimaag mein ghar se bhagne ka idea aaya

Le kar apni chamkeeli neeli Avon cycle huye hum farar …

…Par puncture hogayi kuch doori par hi cycle Saari planning huyi bekar

Paas mein hi cold drink ki Dikhi hame dukaan
Socha chota coke peekar hi Mitayi jaaye thakaan

Magar Dukaandaar ne jhat se hame pehchaan liya
Phone laga kar mummy ko Kissa hamara bayaan kiya

Ghar wapas lejane turant aayi Mummy ki sena
Phir jo hamari huyi pitai
Uska kya tha kehna

Gaal sahlate huye, humne prabhu ko Yaad kiya
Grown ups ki mili bhagat ne hamara

Adventure barbaad kiya

TV pe dekha tha ghar chhod ke jaane Se milti hai jalebi
Hum par toh jooto ki bauchaar huyi Ads nikle farebi

Us din ke baad TV ke ad kabhi na bhaaye
Is tarah dosto, laut ke budhhu ghar ko aaye!